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Weight in my belly, trees on my back, nails in my ribs, feet I do lack. What am I?
I am the kind of a tree that is carried in your hand. What am I?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
I cannot be bought, cannot be sold, even if I'm sometimes made of gold. What am I?
Though I am only two words I have thousands of letters in me
Why was the cook arrested?