Answer:
What animal always goes to sleep with his shoes on?
John Lennon sang about being this toothy creature.
He's big, old and fluffy, And looking rather scruffy. He always needs a shave. It's best to just avoid him, And leave him in his cave
What jumps when it walks & sits when it stand?
What has a brown coat, a long tail, and lives in house or shed but most active while you're in bed?
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.