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Flat as a leaf round as a ring. I have two eyes but can't see a thing.
I say everything I hear to others around. I’m not an animal nor part of the human race. I will immediately repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place.
I lose my head in the morning and regain it back at night. What am I?
I am a lunch money thief
You use a knife to slice my head but you weep beside me when I am dead
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?