Answer:
I am the same written forward backward and upside down.
The thunder comes before the lightning and the lightning comes before the cloud The rain dries all the land it touches wrapping the earth in a blood red shroud.
As I went over London Bridge I met my sister Jenny; I broke her neck and drank her blood and left her standing empty.
People need me, yet they give me away every day. What am I?
I am a lunch money thief
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?