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I am a million people's wakeup call, gossip party and adrenaline rush. What am I?
Though desert men once called me God today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
You used to come to me for all sorts of information and knowledge before the internet was born
I cannot be other than what I am, until the man who made me dies. Power and glory will fall to me, only when he last closes his eyes.
I am the reaction after enjoying soda.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?