Answer:
What bone has a sense of humor?
With a halo of water and a tongue of wood; stone as skin long I stood.
Though it be cold I wear no clothes the frost and snow I never fear; I value neither shoes nor hose And yet I wander far and near: My diet is forever good I drink no cider port nor sack what Providence doth send for food I neither buy nor sell nor lack.
Lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward. What is it?
What language does a billboard speak?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?