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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after she feeds him dinner. How can this be?
The dirtier I get, the whiter I am. What am I?
What tastes better than it smells?
I am full of holes but still holds water.
What can you catch but not throw?
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?