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He's big, old and fluffy, And looking rather scruffy. He always needs a shave. It's best to just avoid him, And leave him in his cave
I'm a wild cat with spots that can run very fast. What am I?
When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day.
What screams when put in a pot of boiling water?
Tall when seated, short when standing.
Why was the cook arrested?
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What am I?