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I live off of a busy street if you want you can stay for an hour or two but if you don't pay rent I'll tell on you.
My days are numbered.
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
What has one head one foot and four legs?
I am black of eye and bright of hair. I fast into the ground and follow my lord as he races around the world. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?