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A piece of paper that determines the academic fate of kids everywhere.
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
The epic tale of two women battling over a sparkly pair of shoes.
I travel with deer all over the world and make the night special for all boys and girls. I happily drink milk and eat your cookies and then I give you all sorts of goodies. Who am I?
A girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?