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Some people avoid me some people count me some people just consume me
I was was before was was was.
Against the sun I protect your eyes and am often worn on the face of spies
They are many and one, they wave and they drum, used to cover a stare, they go with you everywhere.
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Who is the smartest animal in the room?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?