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I am wood that is neither hard straight or crooked
I start with āeā end with āeā. I have whole countries inside me. What am I?
What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
I have a title and many pages. I am a genteel of genteel descent. I am a killer veteran of war. I am a slave to my lord pledged to his service.
What language does a billboard speak?