Answer:
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
You cannot keep me until you have given me. What am I?
No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'll always go for a laugh. What am I?
The Titanic is still here. What am I?
Die without me, never thank me. Walk right through me, never feel me. Always watching, never speaking. Always lurking, never seen. What am I?
If itβs information you seek, come and see me. If itβs pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?