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I am a lunch money thief
If you have me you want to share me. Once you share me you wonβt have me.
I am known for my natural tuxedo and marching. What am I?
I am gentle enough to soothe your skin light enough to fly in the sky and strong enough to crack rocks.
I give light by night, but not by day. I am wicked but not evil in any way. Wax for the most but always wane; except when I'm out, I stay the same. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?