Answer:
A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction but wasn't stopped by police. Why?
I am the outstretched fingers that seize and hold the wind. Wisdom flows from me in other hands. Upon me are sweet dreams dreamt my merest touch brings laughter.
I am owned by the poor the rich does not need me. If you eat me you will die!
I am the kind of soda you must not drink. What am I?
With a halo of water and a tongue of wood, stone as skin long I stood. What am I?
Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die.