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What has no beginning, end, or middle?
I am heavy forward but backward I'm not.
Tear off my skin. I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
I am the word that has three syllables and twenty six letters. What am I?
I am just two and two. I am hot. I am cold. I am the parent of numbers that cannot be told. I am a gift beyond measure, a matter of course. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?