Answer:
What asks but never answers?
Tall when seated, short when standing.
What fish came first?
Known as a great deceiver, It is evil's incarnation, Once used for veneration, The root of all procreation. All you can do is shiver, When it begins to slither.
What is that which, while it lives, constantly changes its habit, that is buried before it is dead, and whose tomb is valued wherever it is found?
Why was the cook arrested?
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?