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I'm an old relative who's hand's can't hold anything and eyes can’t see anything
You get embarrassed when you stand on me when everybody is watching. Women don't like to talk about the number they see on me. Everyone stands on me when nobody is around
I may be made of metal, bone, or wood and have many teeth. My bite hurts no one and the ladies love me. What am I?
What language does a billboard speak?
Forward I am heavy backward I am not. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
What am I?
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