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I've been around for millions of years, but I am no more than a month old. What am I?
turkey day
I am the kind of soda you must not drink. What am I?
I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out.
The eight of us go forth not back to protect our king from a foe's attack. What are we?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
What am I?
Animal
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Food
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