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What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I am known for my natural tuxedo and marching. What am I?
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What is it that after you take away the whole some still remains?
My rings are not worth much, but they do tell my age. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?