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Although a human shape I wear, mother I never had. By every miss I'm valued much, still my cruel fate is such by boys I am often despised. What am I?
I am found in the sea and on land but I do not walk or swim. I travel by foot but I am toeless. No matter where I go, I am never far from home. What am I?
What do you get when you cross a pig with a karate expert?
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
Soft hairy from door to door. I am the pet that always stays on the floor.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?