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I am an animal and a hair product
I smell like blue paint pours like green paint and I look like a red truck.
I am not alive but I can die. What am I?
I have an eye but cannot see. I take time to generate and can dissipate in seconds. What am I?
Though desert men once called me God today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?