Answer:
What goes up but never comes down?
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
A beacon from home to guide your way. It can be a lifesaver on a stormy day. What is it?
I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me everyday.
Slayer of regrets, old and new, sought by many, found by few.
I am owned by Old McDonald.