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I stay where I am when I go off. What am I?
Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate ten thousand horses can't pull me straight.
I am free the first time and the second time, but the third time is going to cost you money. What am I?
Four leaves I have.
I am like thunder in your cranium
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?