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This noble creature has the embarrassing inability to get up once it's been flipped onto its back.
What wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?
I am small fluffy and love to chase mice. I purr when I am happy. What am I?
What has a horn but does not honk?
I am a bird but I cannot fly. I'm the fastest runner of all birds. What am I?
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?