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A hole in a pole. Though I fill a hole in white I'm used more by the day and less by the night
I can be hairy and itchy all over. I can be the scariest thing you have ever seen. I stand in the middle of nowhere, hanging on a stick. What am I?
What is seen in the middle of March and April that cannot be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
I can sizzle like bacon. I am made from an egg. I have plenty of backbone but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions but still remain whole. I can be long like a flagpole yet fit in a hole.
I had a bright start but I couldn't take the pressure. I consume everything yet I don't eat anything.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?