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I am quick when I'm thin. I am slow when I'm fat. Wind is my worst nightmare. What am I?
I am the word that is always spelled correctly by everyone.
I have numbers on my face but can't find 13 any place. What am I?
The thunder comes before the lightning, which comes before the cloud. The rain dries all the land it touches, wrapping the earth in a blood red shroud. What am I?
Tear me off and scratch my head, what once was red is black instead. What am I?
Those with eyes bigger than their stomach will definitely leave the restaurant with one of them. It is named after a house pet as well.