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How do you make an egg roll?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
Your mother's brother's only brotherยญ-inยญ-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
What is long and filled with seamen?
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
What an fill a room but takes up no space?