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Squeeze it and it cries tears. As red as its flesh, but its heart is made of stone.
Remove the outside cook the inside eat the inside throw the outside
What has ears but can't hear?
A breakfast food that is cracked from white shells and is often scrambled. Usually served with bacon, sausage, toast or pancakes.
Ketchup's slightly less popular brother.
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?