Answer:
What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Locked up inside you and yet they can steal it from you.
What doesn't exist, but has a name?
How many rappers would it take to change a lightbulb?
If you happen to possess two left feet, this profession will probably rule out of your prospects
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?