Answer:
What is yellow, looks like the moon and has seeds?
Double my number, I'm less than a score. Half of my number is less than four. Add one to my double when bakers are near. Days of the week are still greater, I fear.
I cannot be other than what I am, until the man who made me dies. Power and glory will fall to me finally. Only when he last closes his eyes.
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
Do what he says and you'll be fine, don't and you lose the game.
What language does a billboard speak?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?