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It is a big and bulky mammal, And has a trunk just like a tree. Will store water in its nose, Which is long and like a hose.
What is common to eat before it's born and after it's dead?
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
What's the red stuff between elephant's toes?
Black and scary, small and hairy. In the night you hear it preach, Through its noisy high pitched screech.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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