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I'm sometimes white and always wrong. I can break a heart and hurt the strong. I can build love or tear it down. I can make a smile or bring a frown.
Known to accessorize with feathers, trumpets, and harps.
If eleven plus two equals one, what is nine plus five equal to?
People are hired to get rid of me. I'm often hiding under your bed. In time I'll always return you see. Bite me and you're surely dead.
At night I come without being fetched. By day I am lost without being stolen.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?