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I love bananas and swing from tree to tree. What am I?
Known for their natural tuxedos and marching.
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
In the fields a frightful thing. Watch it and you will find, it has a pitchfork in the front, and a broom back behind.
What scientists might call your pooch.
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?