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What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.
Where do sailors take their baths?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
I am tall when I'm young, I am short when I'm old. What am i?
Why was the cook arrested?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?