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Delicious but said to be a lie.
This is a pear-shaped fruit with a rough leathery skin, smooth oily edible flesh, and a large pit in the center. It is most used in guacamole dip
It is basically a cake made of cow.
Squeeze it and it cries tears. As red as its flesh, but its heart is made of stone.
I'm a dish of ground meat formed into a loaf shape, mixed with egg and breadcrumbs, then baked or smoked
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?