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Three little letters, a paradox to some. The worse that it is, the better it becomes.
The man who made it didn't need it. The man who bought it didn't use it. The man who used it didn't want it.
You are having a bad day if 12 peers deem you to be this
I have a tongue, but do not talk. I follow close, but neither run nor walk. Coupled and hitched, but never married. You couldn't bear the load I've carried.
What is the thing that stays the same size, but the more it's used the more it decreases?
A town has only two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, tidy haircut, and the other has a shaggy, messy haircut. Which barber should you go to?