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This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
It's been around for millions of years but is never more than a month old. What is it?
In prison I'll be found. But I would never go to court Unless there's more than one
I get dirty when wiping things clean. What am I?
What do people spend a lot of money on every year, but never want to use?
If itβs information you seek, come and see me. If itβs pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?