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It's been around for millions of years but is never more than a month old. What is it?
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
You hold my tail while I fish for you. What am I?
With a halo of water and a tongue of wood; stone as skin long I stood.
If you drop me I'm sure to crack but give me a smile and I'll always smile back. What am I?
What language does a billboard speak?