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Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.
What did the blanket say to the reassure the frightened bed?
Why did the man leave his date at the restaurant?
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
What comes in many different sizes but is always one foot long
What made Cyclops quit teaching?
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Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?