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Two bodies have I, though both joined in one. The more I stand still the faster I run. What am I?
I am always around you but often forgotten. I am pure and clean most time but occasionally rotten.
I may be of the eye, in order I am pie. In my center there is a star, I keep medics where they are. What am I?
I fly yet I have no wings. I cry yet I have no eyes. Darkness follows me. Lower light I never see.
The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. What is it?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?