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With sharp edged wit and pointed poise. It can settle disputes without making a noise.
The strangest creature you'll ever find has two eyes in front and a hundred behind.
Some live in me, some live on. And some shave me to stride upon. I rarely leave my native land. Until my death I always stand. High and low I may be found. Both above and below ground.
I have three hundred cattle, with a single nose cord
Turn us on our backs and open up our stomachs you will be the wisest of men though at start a lummox.
I am owned by Old McDonald.