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I have a head and a tail but my eyes can never see my tail.
Take off my skin I won't cry but you will. What am I?
I am not a toy though many use me for pleasure. I have a butt but I cannot poo.
I am pronounced as one letter, written with three. I come in blue, black, brown, or grey. Reverse me and I read the same either way. What am I?
What flies without wings?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?