What do you have when you're sitting down that you don't have when you're standing up?
What tastes better than it smells?
I count time, but have no end. Tick tick, but I am not a clock. What am I?
The barber of New York shave all men in New York. No man living in New York is allowed to shave himself. The barber of Nee York lives in New York. Who shaves the barber ?
The man who made it didn't need it. The man who bought it didn't use it. The man who used it didn't want it.
Man's most important invention.