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I am just two and two. I am hot. I am cold. I am the parent of numbers that cannot be told. I am a gift beyond measure, a matter of course. What am I?
I have two bodies joined together as one. When standing still I run and run.
I only exist when you are here. Where you never were I can never be.
What can you catch but not throw?
I begin and have no end. Eventually, I will be the ending of all that has begun. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?