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Many have heard it, but nobody has ever seen it. It will not speak until spoken to. What is it?
One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What does John want to do?
I am always in front of you, but you will never see me. What am I?
People are hired to get rid of me. I'm often hiding under your bed. In time I'll always return you see. Bite me and you're surely dead.
A man went to a place on thursday on his horse, he came back 3 days later on thursday how is this possible?
I am owned by Old McDonald.