Answer:
If you happen to wear one of these warm garments around, you might get doused in red paint.
My children are near and far. No matter that I know where they are. The gift I give them make their day. But if I were gone they would wander away.
What flies without wings?
Kills the bad ones and the sad ones. Tightens to fit, so one size fits.
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?