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I am the red tongue of the earth, that buries cities.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A job that involves sitting in a highchair, wearing a black gown and smacking things with a mallet
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?
I'm a green veggie that looks like a tiny tree.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?