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John was going to a party and, as he approached, he could see in the windows that it was completely packed with people. He went inside only to discover that there wasn’t a single person inside
What is weightless but it needs two person to hold it?
What is lighter than what it is made of?
I can be short and sometimes hot. When displayed, I rarely impress.
The older they are the less wrinkles they have.
I am owned by Old McDonald.