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I am a red drum which sound without being touched and grow silent when I am touched.
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand. I have a long neck, but no head. I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy, as can be. What am I?
I am the place where yesterday is always before today. What am I?
I have married many women but have never been married. What am I?
I run through hills. I veer around mountains. I leap over rivers and crawl through the forests. Step out your door to find me. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?