Answer:
Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters, toothless bites, mouthless mutters.
What always goes to bed with his shoes on?
What do people want the least on their hands?
If you happen to wear one of these warm garments around, you might get doused in red paint.
This is in a realm of true and in a realm false, but you experience me as you turn and toss.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?